{"product_id":"candle-jar-w-lid-omg-everything-is-fucked","title":"Candle Jar w\/Lid - OMG everything is FUCKED","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"118\" data-end=\"193\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"118\" data-end=\"193\"\u003eCandle Jar with Lid – “OMG Everything Is F*cked” Funny Statement Candle\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"195\" data-end=\"448\"\u003eAdd humor and honesty to your home décor with this bold \u003cstrong data-start=\"251\" data-end=\"301\"\u003e“OMG Everything Is F*cked” candle jar with lid\u003c\/strong\u003e. Perfect for those days when life feels chaotic, this funny statement candle brings personality, sarcasm, and stress-relieving vibes to any space.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"450\" data-end=\"761\"\u003eCrafted in a reusable glass jar with a secure lid, this candle helps preserve fragrance while doubling as stylish décor for your living room, bedroom, office, or bathroom. Whether you're shopping for a unique gift or adding attitude to your own space, this novelty candle makes a hilarious and relatable choice.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"spec-list\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"specs\"\u003eClean, All Natural Soy-Based Wax (Paraffin-Free!)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"specs\"\u003eParaben-Free Fragrances\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"specs\"\u003eCotton Wicks\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"specs\"\u003e8oz Glass Jar with Lid, Approx. 43 Hour Burn Time\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"763\" data-end=\"786\"\u003eWhy You’ll Love It:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"787\" data-end=\"1005\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"787\" data-end=\"836\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"789\" data-end=\"836\"\u003e✔️ Premium glass candle jar with matching lid\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"837\" data-end=\"871\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"839\" data-end=\"871\"\u003e✔️ Bold, humorous quote design\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"872\" data-end=\"903\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"874\" data-end=\"903\"\u003e✔️ Long-lasting, clean burn\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"904\" data-end=\"944\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"906\" data-end=\"944\"\u003e✔️ Reusable jar for storage or décor\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"945\" data-end=\"1005\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"947\" data-end=\"1005\"\u003e✔️ Perfect gag gift for friends, coworkers, or birthdays\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1007\" data-end=\"1208\"\u003eThis funny quote candle makes a great gift for stressed moms, overwhelmed coworkers, best friends, or anyone who appreciates edgy humor. Ideal for birthdays, housewarmings, holidays, or “just because.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1210\" data-end=\"1264\"\u003eLight it, laugh a little, and let the chaos melt away.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Talking Out Of Turn","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48445210198239,"sku":"6618-2378-154","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0022\/3110\/7693\/files\/496090cb-ba39-42ce-aa24-17275af9186e.png?v=1771204861","url":"https:\/\/market.coppercreeklandscapes.com\/products\/candle-jar-w-lid-omg-everything-is-fucked","provider":"Copper Creek Garden Center","version":"1.0","type":"link"}